What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?